Romero

Despite feeling like an extra in Zombies dawn of the dead yesterday, I had to keep my wits about me as it was April Fools day. Two years ago I convinced my Boss (with a rather professional forged letter from the Council) that all slow moving vehicles now had to have yellow flashing lights fitted. including Hearses and Limo's. He fell for that.
Last year with another pinched letter head, I convinced him that the electricity Board had recently found out that the business was on the wrong 'phase' of electricity and he owed them over £3000. He fell for that.
This year he went to Spain with his missus no doubt to miss All Fools day.
No one got me thank goodness. although I am sure my car was black when I went to work? and not Red as when I drove it home.
Do I feel any more alive today? Well after 9 hours kip I feel just the same? My cold sore is glowing, right in the middle of my lip and it looks like I have had a piercing and have a pearl sticking out of it? Run down is not the word?
I am going to blow for an hour tonight to see if I can blast it off urghhh, ouch.
As bread is alleged to be the staff of life? and I have cut all bread out, I am wondering if this is having an affect?
I have just bought myself a book called beginners guide to gardening. it really is for dummies as it says that if you are planting turf, the green side goes up.???
The funniest thing this week. I bought a Snickers Bar (used to be Marathon/ and do you remember Jubblies!!! ah the 70s) it said on the wrapper 'Now contains 50% more nuts' on the back of the wrapper it said 'May contain nuts'??? Good God we are so afraid of being sued these days. I remember when I used to eat dripping sandwiches, eat worms and play outside in my shorts. That was last week.