A lady went to the Doctor with problems with her lady window box!! The Doctor examined her and said...Mrs Jones you have been married 3 times haven't you? Yes replied Mrs Jones.
Well, said the Doctor, I don't understand it you are still a virgin.
It's simple Doc says Mrs Jones.
My first Hubby was a philosopher and he just talked to it!
My second was an Astronomer and he just looked at it!!
My 3rd Hubby was a Stamp collector..........Oh how I miss him!!!!
One of my colleagues at work, never exercises and is overweight and always has a cold. He came in today with a streamer and wondered why I get a monk on?? It's simple really. Why should I want to catch it? If I do it affects my blowing and my sleep and I can't train? Where as he eats sleeps and works and has nothing constructive outside work and thinks it's funny to be ill??
Yes I am selfish but then again I hate colds. Now if people have tried to keep fit in their lives then I am not so stroppy if they have a snorter. But this chaps even gets allowances from the Government because he has let his body go? What message is there in that?
I must have been wrong all my life!!!
A Funeral took place today from a farm. I was in heaven as they had 2 dogs and horses. The Funeral was full of tears so this person must have been very much loved. One of the Hymns was a Carol as well! and very appropriate as it was While Shepherds Watched. Nice service.
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