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I will never forget a tip my old mate Roy the Wallet once gave me. He said that if I wanted my shoes to last longer, then I should take bigger steps!!!

Well its started. Senile Dementia has started to set in.
After last nights Concert I made my way merrily to my car....leaving my Trombone behind??? Most embarrassing when I had to go back in to get it.

Although I was dreading today, as no work on, it turned out to be extremely busy. Strangely though when we were in the office, we noticed 2 burly blokes roughing up this geezer outside the Funeral home. Me and the boss rushed out to help him (not the one with the cold, he is so poorly he is off, even though he brought his rotten germs in yesterday) only to be flashed a warrant card by a plain clothes policeman?? It was a drugs bust apparently. I don't know what we thought we could have done against these 2 blokes as they were built like concrete crap houses. I suggested that we could have sprayed them with embalming fluid. Ten when they had set, kick em in the goolies?
Later on, the guy who had been apprehended came into the office to thank us for trying to help. He told us that he had been dragged off to the Police Station to be searched but was innocent?
However looking at him close up, even I would have put him down as a suspect.Which teaches me that we should not take people on face value (not that I do usually?)
Today I have done 2 Hospital removals and dressed and beautified some bodies. I must admit I do take pride when I get to attend to a body that is about to be viewed. Especially when they say they look 'lovely'? Shame I can't do the same to myself!!!