'When did you first realise your wife had passed away' asked the Funeral Director?
'Well' replied the man. 'The sex was just the same, but the dishes had started piling up in the sink'!
Had a phone call from my partner today ( always hard to talk to someone when you have a coffin on your shoulder) asking if I had bought her a book about June Whitfield for chrimbo?
I hadn't but rang her back later when I suddenly remembered something.
Many years ago whilst with the 9/12 Royal Lancers Band, we did a Xmas Concert in Croydon.
In the same building a Pantomime was being staged. On the way out after the Concert I held the door open for June Whitfield and Patrick Mower!!! Eh Eh!!! So I told my partner to get the book as she might have wrote about it!!!!
After giving the Statins yet another chance, I have now come off them again. I need to distinguish if it is them causing me the uncomfy feelings or something else.
The Xmas Concerts start here so very busy for next couple of weeks.
Joyous Noel Bah Humbug!
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