Apparently women like silent men who have piercings? They think they are listening and have experienced pain!!
The new MC of the Band wants us to do more double act material together. He says we could be like a famous pair of comedians like Laurel and Hardy or Ant and Dec. I think we would be more like Burke and No Hair... (see what I did there!!)
I have said before that Funerals are getting weirder. If you so wish, you can now have a cremation urn made into an exact replica of your loved ones head? That would mean that staring down from the Mantelpiece would be the glaring face of your old man or old lady!!! It does not bear thinking about does it?
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