Vorderman

My old mucker the Trumpet player, has informed me that I made a basic error in my maths, regarding my dad's urges!!!

He should have had a naughty thought a year earlier, apparently. But as I told my mate. That would have been out of wedlock!!! and I am sure they did not do that in 1856?

I seem to have shaken my cold off, but one person at work has a streamer and is coughing and sneezing over everyone. I hope the one I had is the same genetic germs cos I have a week off coming up and do not want to spend it, with a Vick's nasal stick stuck up each nostril.

I spent a lousy night with ear ache and I think it was down to the filling that had disturbed something. I think I fell asleep about 4am and was awake again at 7am, but as my body is used to that amount of sleep, it shouldn't be a problem.

I even managed a short blow last night after the anaesthetic had worn off , even though I was dribbling from either side of my mouthpiece....nice.

How bad is it, that someone comes in to arrange a Funeral. They have the Service and Burial and when they are sent the bill, they say that they can't pay. Yes it's happened again. Where has this Country's honesty and pride gone??