I now know where all my hair has gone! When I blow, it comes out the end of my bell!!!!!!
Actually, I am pleased with this photo, as I seem to have one less chin. I Can only count 8 on this one.
I think today was National IBS day in town. Making my usual dash I found that all the toilets were occupied. So I legged it to the next toilet and managed to secure one in between two occupied ones.
It is this point that my Mobile started to ring. My partner had got lost on her way to the Peak District (by the way there are no peaks in the District, but it is so called because of a Clan of people who used to live there...see an education) I started to give her directions whilst sat on the cold porcelain. However the 2 chaps either side of me obviously thought that they knew a better route and started to give me directions over the top of the toilet walls!!
I have used Multi Map but this was more like Multi Trap. It was nice of them to help out, but I felt most uncomfortable sat with my trousers around my ankles having a conversation with 2 complete strangers!!!
I have to give the enterprise award to the lady busker in town. I stood and listened for a good 20 minutes. She had a guitar, but only knew one chord!!!! However she did 4 different songs whilst strumming it???? I didn't give any money.
Tonight I go to a haunted house. I am taking a cork!!!!
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