On my way to the gig last night, I spotted an RAC van in the lay by. The driver had his head in his hands crying. I thought to myself. 'He's heading for a breakdown'?
When I got to the Gig, I noticed a bloke stood at the bar. he was wearing black shorts, a black shirt and had a whistle in his mouth. I thought to myself 'Somethings going to kick off soon'
Actually, my jaw hurt after playing last night and i am not sure if it is down to lack of practice or this flipping tooth. I did not split many though, but then again I was playing second.
I went to do my monthly shop today.
I was stood at the checkout with my trolley overflowing with Pot Noodles and lager. I noticed a little old lady stood behind me with a pint of milk.
I said to her 'Is that all you have got my dear'
She said yes.
So I did the decent thing.
I told her to bugger off to another till as i was going to be ages!!!!!
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