I am tired today. I must have woke up a 100 times in the night and had loads of weird dreams in between ,one of which I was water skiing with Dom Jolley??? The other one I remember was, that I went out into the street to buy an Ice Cream. Leaning out of the van was the Pope??? Strange!!! I am sure that the sign on the back of the van should have read 'Mind that Child' not 'I wouldn't mind'???
It has not helped that my neighbour seems to be building a full size model of the Mary Rose in his Garage, which unfortunately backs onto my house. I am a bit partial to an after tea snooze, but for the last 4 nights that has gone out of the window. Mind you, his banging is in complete sync with the throbbing of my tooth.
The highlight of my day has been washing and shampooing a deceased's hair, followed by trimming his beard. Again, I take great pride in my work, but can't see the logic in this ,when the poor old chap is being cremated???
I have also continued my Xmas shopping which is extremely sad, but god am I organised.
George Michael has been found in prison with a chocolate bar in his derriere. Apparently it was a Careless Wispa!!! Ok an old one, but flipping topical what!
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