Bum Note

I have a new gadget and it's great fun. I now have a scanner which is very like a small photocopy machine. It's to small to photocopy my bum and to large for anything else. However, I can now bore you with photos from the past.
The one above was taken in Germany when I was a mere Corporal. It was National Hug an Hairy day!!!
As you can see, my fan club had an average age of 102 and the young girl was bought in especially, just to get the average down!!

Been extremely busy today with Funeral and removals and a particularly heavy carry today. I would love to see an x ray of my spine when the coffin is on my shoulder. As the blokes at the foot end said 'I could hardly pick my feet up as it was so heavy'?

I am extremely angry with myself for volunteering to do lead bone tonight. The guy who normally does it had forgotten to book a dep. I vowed I would never do it again. My reasoning is this. For years, I have lived outside my comfort zone playing at that level and was never really satisfied with what I gave out. The new guy is a phenomenal jazz player and does not seem to have an ounce of 'nerves' in his body. If the people are paying good money then the standard should be consistent.
As my partner says, 'Your too bl**dy soft' (I think she meant about volunteering not anything else...however I am worried now...I think I will ask just in case)