Willows

Now us Brass players take extraordinary amounts of air into our bodies to enable us to blow our instruments! Not all of the air is used up though and can remain trapped in the body, causing a very strange feeling. The only way to dispel the excess is to let rip. Now my mate in the Band can trump for England but nothing could prepare him for the extraordinary incident he was about to experience? Whilst out driving he felt the onset of a build up of toxic gas within his body. Having no passengers with him, he decided he would brew the oncoming chuff and let rip with a mighty burst of enthusiasm (always a great laugh at parties) thus he let go producing a mighty blast of methane gas. Now here comes the weird part. As he did so, one the windows of his car in the back came down and his boot opened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow. I told him that it could be Fartegeist activity. It's like Poltergeist activity but much more smellier. Now if you do not believe me then come along and see the OBB and ask him yourself cos it's true.