Having typed a list of symptoms that I have, (including my scabby face) into a health search web site, it came up with a diagnosis?
I have Bubonic Plague.
They recommend that I stay indoors, having first dug a small trench round my house filled with vinegar.
I need to place money in the trench, so my neighbours can buy me food.
I don't have vinegar so have used Kronenburg 1664 as it is only a year out? (see what I did there RTW?)
Tomorrow I am going to paint a door.
Then I am going to sit on a stool and watch it dry.
I would rather do that, than sit through hours of Royal Nuptials?
Had to go and fill my partners mums pond up again today, cos it has a leak. The hose I had to use, just dribbles out and it takes at least and hour to fill an inch..
I could wee faster and for a man of my age, that is saying something?
I must practice tonight as I had a night off and have to play in a Concert on Saturday. I don't know what I am playing and to be honest, where I am going. Hopefully I will just wing it!
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