Dog sitting day today and a trip to a large park. Again, It was difficult to order my dinner as I could not take the mutt in the cafe. I managed to attract the attention of a waitress though, who, unfortunately, was not the sharpest tool in the box. I asked, if I could order from outside and pay for a black coffee and a bacon buttie?
You would think that I had asked her to explain the scientific compound of an Atom?
It took me 5 more minutes to explain what I wanted.
She returned with a Black coffee. Hooray.
Unfortunately there was no sugar, so off she trotted to get me one of those old fashioned sugar dispensers. She stood over me while I poured a generous amount of the white death in my cup. It never crossed her mind, that i also needed a spoon? I could not be ar*ed to ask and waited patiently for my Bacon SARNIE? whilst stirring my coffee with an old pen I had?
Another waitress was doing the rounds shouting 69, 69 anyone? No one dared to answer.
As the waitress had not given me a number I did not realise that this was my Porkie delight making a tour of the whole park. After 15 minutes the girl shouted 'Bacon Sandwich'
I really enjoyed the ice cold congealed fat sandwich (I had asked for no butter as well, but she had gone mad with the Lurpack!) Ah the great outdoors?
Pleasant surprise though to bump into a fellow Trombone player who was out for a picnic with the Family. The day was slightly spoilt as my tooth had decided to throb once more and I can't even eat on that side any more.
Luckily I have an appointment in 2 weeks but I fear they will rip it out, once more, altering my rather fragile chops for playing.
A work mate thinks he is hilarious. Sat at dinner doing the crossword yesterday, he asked for another word for postman. I asked 'How many letters'
He replied a bloody great sack full..............Oh bloody hilarious
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