Saturday, 17 July 2010

Deposit

Well I can honestly say that this was the best hol I have had in a long time.
Ok there were a few 'botty' moments and my average kip was 4 hours a night, but it was brilliant. In the whole week we travelled about 750 miles. There were no major issues as some of the hols have thrown at us. No Car crashes. No vandalism, No punctures etc. However we did meet a couple of Seagulls with IBS who directed there 'bum torpedoes' at us and got direct hits. Plus on the first day a rogue wasp flew up the back of my t shirt and stung me a few times. This came up in a big lump on my back and my partner was pigged off that for the next day I walked around in a stooping fashion shouting 'The Bells...The Bells'
We went to Whitby...Robin Hoods Bay.Port Mulgrave...Scarboro (dump) Beamish......Sandsend..... and my favourite place and where I want to retire to.....Staithes.
Strangely, I spoke to more of the band and potential bookers on my mobile than I would have done if I was at home. But as I could not reply to e mails and my partner was giving me the 'evils' I tried to do it discreetly. It took a lot of will power, but I did not take my 'bone' on Holiday!!! However I did try to 'buzz' (is that wasp back?) a couple of times to try and keep my lip in.
Bloody good time. Now wheres my Funeral kit...................

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