Carpenter

It's amazing what a well written e-mail can do to get things moving. I had a call this morning to say my new specs were ready?? Not bad for saying they were sent all the way to Birmingham to be made up. So another e mail was sent to thank them and the employee concerned. I can't actually see out of them but quick service never the less?

I have found a cunning way not to have to rush to the bog in the day. It was quite simple really...I just don't eat. However copious amounts of black coffee calms the hunger pangs and I have a big meal at night? Symbols.

I have always believed that you should live every day as if it were your last. Which probably explains why I never have any clean pants.
I mean who wants to do any washing, if it is your last day on earth????

I have never really been lucky in love. in fact one day I called one of these sex chat phone lines. I paid the money and was connected to a girl. But all she said was 'Not tonight love, I have got earache!!!'

I need to do an heavy practice session tonight as the last few days have only been 15 minute sessions. I have got it down to a fine art of multi tasking. I do the flexibility exercises while I watch a DVD.