Celeste

Apparently Playboy magazine are bringing out a new magazine for married men.
Every month the centerfold is of the same woman?

The Band played an outside gig last night in the picturesque grounds of Elvaston Castle. Most of the band gave their time for free to support the Sue Ryder charity. It would have been a great occasion but thanks to the weather, half term and ticket prices the audience was sparse. Some that were there had paid in advance for a ticket costing £12!!!!. Fact is, when they realised they were not going to get many folk the organisers reduced it to a fiver and had to refund some money back to those that had paid full price. To make money all they had to do was reduce the price to £5 per head then when you have a captive audience, hit them with a collection. I am sure the event will happen again and get much bigger but the charity really have to tweak the pricing structure.

As it was an outside Concert it was quite a hard blow. As one bloke put it 'This will bugger me embouchure up' and to be fair he was right. It seems to be a different way of blowing when you are outside and you have to over compensate, thus changing your lip. Oh it's a hard life being a musician.