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If your elbows bent the other way, then what would a saxophone look like?
How does a grapefruit know where your eye is?
If a boomerang always comes back, then why did you throw it away in the first place?

Yes I have had a lot of time to think today. Probably because it was the most boring day of my holiday. They say that if you sit in Piccadilly long enough you will see everyone you know?
Well I sat in my town square today and in the space of 30 seconds saw 2 people I know.
One was an ex girlfriend and another was someone who knows my partner of today. Hmmm can I explain that one away. After half an hour of suspicious glances and raised eye brows I made my excuses and left seeking a little 'alone time'. However, only I could sit in a covered restaurant and have a pigeon adopt me. I once got told off in Dusseldorf by a rather large old and angry Fraulein because I was feeding a flying rat. She nearly hit me with a Bratwurst she was so angry. However this English Pigeon did get a few morsels from my plate, but very discreetly.
I am avidly studying the new Governments policies reference the shake up of the Benefit System. Maybe, just Maybe the folk who have abused it for years will get a shock..but I am not holding my breath.
Anyway back to deep thoughts.
If Olive oil comes from Olives then where does Baby Oil come from?
If Ants are such hard workers how come they always have time for a picnic..........
Did the 'I' before 'E' rule confuse Einstein?
Ok enough now,I am scaring myself.