Sunday, 30 May 2010

Maid up.

A rather splendid little gig in Nottingham castle today. They had built the Marquee around a crouched figure of robin Hood with his bow drawn. Slightly off putting as the arrow was aimed at my head (what do you mean he could not miss then?). Really enjoyed it and what with finishing early I am at a loose end now. So I thought I would write a letter to The Sun newspaper (no not complaining) as I am soooo bored. It's all about this new iPad that everyone is raving about. A 17 year old queued all night to get one and it costs over £400!!! How does a 17 years old afford all that money. Apparently you can draw, read magazines, and all sorts of other things that would only cost you a few pence if you were doing it for real? It would seem that 'Must Have' is contagious as loads of folk want one (not me I am happy with my Etch a Sketch and worn copy of Playboy).
I did not really eat lunch today as I did not fancy finding a tree in the middle of Sherwood Forest to leave a Little John all of my own, so I played safe.
A mate of mine had his hub caps stolen in Nottingham once. It's not unusual as apparently it happens all the time. Strange thing was, he was doing 45mph when they went?
And now a joke for all you intellectuals out there.

A woman walk into a pub and asks for a double entendre. So the Barman gives her one!

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