If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?
If you refuse to eat the pudding then what proof do you have !!!
Going to watch Robin Hood tonight (I wonder if his mum was called Mother Hood??) which reminds me of the first joke I told in front of the Band in 1993 BC (before colic)
Robin Hood lay dying. With his last breath he asks Little John to pass him his Bow and an arrow. 'Where so this arrow may fall, there shall I be buried' he says weakly. Drawing the arrow back with the last of his strength he takes aim out of the Castle window. Twannnng went the Bow. And they buried him on top of the Wardrobe.
Ah memories.
My last day off from dead World today (it might be permanent with some of the texts i have been having from work mates!!) so I visited and Antique fair and purchased a paper weight and a clock (I now have about 300 watches and 8 clocks??). I also dropped in at Garden Centre for a cuppa. Now I don't particularly like these places as it seems to me they are the waiting rooms for those soon to shuffle off this mortal coil. I kept moving fast whilst in there but still had time to hear 5 old dears say 'Ooooh that's nice' about 600 times (next time you are in a centre just listen, you will here this phrase as soon as you go through the door)
So that's it, the parties over, it's time to turn off the lights and dig my Funeral trousers out again!! Oh Joy!!!
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