Ten years as an Undertaker and I did something today that I had never done before. I scattered ashes on a burial plot? Now normally this is done by Crematorium staff or the ashes are buried in a casket ,so this was a first for me. You would be surprised at the small amount of ashes there are after cremation but it also depends on the persons bone structure and in some cases what they have died of. The other dangerous factor in scattering is if it is windy. I have heard of people scattering at sea from a boat. the wind blew the ashes straight back on board? Although it was blowing a gale today all went very well.
I was talking to a lady to day who said that men do not understand the pain of childbirth. I said I was probably one of them. She explained that if she hit me in the testicles with a baseball bat for 14 hours it would be somewhere close to what ladies experience! I got the picture......
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