How come that even though I am as bald as a badger (why do they say that???? a badger has loads of fur) my work colleagues get me to fit the wigs to the deceased that require them? Is it because they think at weekends I have a collection of trendy hairpieces that I don , so I can cavort down the nightclubs? pulling attractive women by the wheelbarrow full! Or are they just taking the p**s!!! Yes I know the answer thank you!
Spent a frustrating hour trying to get our new engraver to work today. The chap that normally uses it was away and none of us are any real experience in it's workings. With a little perseverance and a lump hammer I got it going again. Funny old day? Laughed for the first time in a long while last night. watching one of my favourite programmes 'Come Dine With Me' the first female host got absolutely p*ssed dropped the plates and then thought it would be a good idea to bring her pet snake down to meet her guests. Placing the snake on the table she explained that it only had a poo about once a month. Yep you guessed it, the snake decided to empty its bowels there and then. For a small snake it was a big poo. She lost the competition. I would have marked her 10 though, brilliant>
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