You know you are doing something wrong when you try to seize the day and you miss!!
Went to my first Xmas fayre yesterday (for those that are interested then yes I have got my decorations up!) and won a cuddly polar bear!! As my street cred was rapidly going down hill I gave it to a mother for her little girl. Which reminds me of the Mummy and baby Polar bear walking in the snow. The baby looks up and says 'Mum are you sure I am a Polar Bear?' Yes, says mum. Baby bear says 'Are you quite sure? Yes repeats Mum why do you ask?
Because I am bloody freezing says the baby bear!!
I have been helping my partner try and get a new dido rail for her lounge. She keeps telling me off as I go in the shop and ask for a 'dildo' rail! No sense of humour these women?
I have a feeling that the next few weeks are going to be extremely challenging for me (not that I need anymore challenges thanks) but will keep you posted.
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