Scott

Me and my partner decided we would go to the flicks last night. She wanted to see Dorian Gray (girlie film) and I wanted to see District 9 (shoot em up blokie film). As my film was ending this week we decided to split up (temporarily) and watch the films on different screens. Being the Gentleman that I am and under duress as my film had started, I made sure my partner was settled in her cinema. There was only about half a dozen people in,so she had the theatre to herself nearly. I then toddled off to my screen which was across the corridor. About the same number of people in my showing so I sat on the end of the row. It was about ten minutes in when I realised I was sat under the air conditioning and was freezing my gonads off. It was like an icy wind from the Arctic blowing down on my shiny head. The only thing that kept me warm throughout the screening was an incontinent lady who was on my row. I had to keep standing up to let her pass which in turn brought back the circulation to my legs? My film finished 10 minutes before my partners so I went and joined her in her cinema ,which I hasten to add was like being on holiday in the Mediterranean and she was taking clothes off to cool down (eeeh)
The only funny thing was, and this has happened on numerous occasions. Despite there being almost 150 seats vacant, this couple had plonked themselves directly in front of my partner??? The strange thing is, she has a terrible cold (yes I know) and was hacking and coughing throughout the film but this couple stood there ground? Me, I would have been off like a shot if someone was coughing down my neck. Anyway we both had a great night although my film was crap!!!