Dirty

Me and my Boss set off to the Mortuary this morning forgetting completely about its opening time. We were so early we had to go and have coffee in the new hospital and mighty civilised it was too and a bonus to the day. Two well known faces have shuffled off the mortal coil this week. Poor old Patrick Swayze who fought a valiant battle against cancer and the Chef Keith Floyd who probably will not need embalming due to the copious amounts of wine that he drank? I always remember playing in the show Carousel and them singing about a Mighty Fine Clambake and then watching Mr Floyd actually prepare one by digging a hole on the beach and throwing all sorts of goodies from the sea, into it. It looked great and I would have loved to have tried it? However with my guts its probably not wise really. I have actually been eating more to stave of the uncomfy feelings ,but now I am at almost 13 stone in weight!!!! so I have to find an happy medium (This is someone who contacts the dead whilst laughing aloud).. I am taking all sorts of herbal tablets to help it as the the Docs say nothing wrong! Who am I to doubt that?