One of my many favourite programme is 'Come Dine with me' This is where 5 complete strangers invite each other to their houses and cook a 3 course meal. it is then marked privately by the other diners ending up with the winner receiving a 1k prize .Yummy.
Now being single and often cooking for one, I have devised my own menu in case I ever apply to be on the programme. Ok, I love beans. In fact I have them for lunch every day at work. I never used to, but my colleagues are so adept at farting ,that I felt left out. It really is like the farting scene from Blazing Saddles every day at work. We have one guy who's farts sound like someone who is talking. Another guy sounds like he has to change his underwear as they are wet and extremely wild. Me I am a SBD silent but deadly. I tend to let them off in the hearse and then wait for a reaction. If you do not believe me about one of my work mates then take a look at http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jN3gPxMSR-w Ok ,back to come dine with me. If I had to entertain then my starter would be
Bean ala carte (Beans on a cocktail stick) N.B At least 5 to avoid disappointment.
Main. Scrambled beans (This is my secret weapon) Put beans in pan bring to boil then stir in a raw egg...it fluffs up. Boy does it fluff up. A winner
Desert would be Bean cheese cake (note no cheese was harmed in the making of this dish) Simply buy a packet of digestive biscuits and place exactly 9 beans on top (note. no more, no less as will affect the flavour)
Vwaloir a veritable feast and winner to boot.
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