Menge Two Rodney

Great day today as I became a Dog kidnapper. Well I was dog sitting actually but had a great long walk by the canal with my borrowed friend. Decided I would call into a pub that has been opened and closed more times than a lady of ill reputes legs. I ordered lunch which was greatly over priced and minimal. If I counted how many people were in the pub including myself...well that would be me!!! I asked the 14 year old Barman if they ever had live Band's to entertain. Huh!!! he answered. I said that if he got a small jazz Band in and advertised it well it could drag in the punters. Yeah, he replied picking his nose and scratching the outbreak of acne on his chin. Yeah i will think about it........ If they made the menu a bit more punter friendly then it would draw the customers in. The Lunch menu was one of these arty Farty things with a couple of lettuce leafs and a pea pod for about a thousand pounds! Crikey sometimes the most obvious things are staring people in the face, but because they walk around with a bubble on their heads they have no chance.