Duck

Today I prepared myself up for my yearly challenge...yes it was time to change the Duvet cover on the bed. What the hell is that all about. Why can't they just make the cover with 2 open sides... It is a logistical battle that ends up with just my feet showing from inside the cover and the continental quilt still on the floor. 3 hours later it was in... only to find I had got the cover inside out!! Anyway dashed off to the gig and got there just in time. After a one hour fifteen minute set we took a break. As I had driven myself (and I never drink and drive) I ordered a none alcoholic lager (small bottle) from the hotel bar. As she poured it, I asked her how much I owed her. £3.10 she said with a cheeky smile. hang I said ,from the floor, where I had just fallen. How much is a pint of full bodied, alcoholic ,police stopping, over the limit lager then......£3.10 she said with a wink and a smile (Hmmm was this Ann Robinson on a part time job I thought??) Blinking heck, what with the cost of petrol and the drink I figured I was at least £2.59 out of pocket. Good job I do music for the love of it and not the money.