Did you know that Charlie Chaplins body was nicked and held to ransom by theives? They kept dropping thier ransom demand but kept using the same area to phone from, so the police nabbed them and got old Charlie back. To play safe and to make sure it never happened again they encased his coffin in concrete???
Stood with the police today on traffic control for a large Funeral. it was amusing to see drivers come around the corner, spot the police and the Hearse and drop their mobile phones they were using. One lady was nicked for not wearing a seat belt. My pet hate (of many) are motorists using mobiles when driving and the police said they could make loads of dosh if they just concentrated on that alone? I said it would be a good idea if they took an Undertaker with them and show these morons pictures of those killed my drivers using mobile phones.....!!!
I hope this food intolerance test throws up something (sic) as my toilet habits are getting me down now? I should be about 5 stone now with the way things are but i haven't lost an ounce? Actually I do eat quite a bit and always have 2 glasses of water with my dinner. One is to drink and the other to cool down my fork?
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