We were discussing a story in the news today about a Council meeting in the South of the UK. The agenda item was about installing Cats Eyes on a bad bend somewhere on a country road. One of the councillors stood up and was totally against it, saying that the budget for electricity was way overspent. Yep he thought the Cats eyes were electric. So thinking of this I said that what happened was that little rabbits and foxes etc would dash across the road and switch them on where they heard a car coming. You see that is why there are so many dead animals on the country roads. The animals all go on a course that taught them, that if they cant get away in time after switching the cats eyes on, then they should line themselves up between the cars headlights, thus letting the car pass safely over them? However there are an extraordinary amount of Robin reliants still on the road, thus taking the road kill figures up.
Ahhhh.
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