My mate at work is a real trend setter. He was the first one to wear brown and white shoes on a night out. Unfortunately he has now lost the brown one!
I slept a solid 9 hours!!!!! last night. It is years since I have had that much sleep. Having a quiet day to fill I decided I would go and get the music for the next show I am doing. I also decided that as my partner was on holiday with her mum I would treat myself to lunch. I watched a bit of a Dance Routine and am never failed to be impressed how they can remember all the moves as well as the words!!
Then decided I would go to a Little Chef on the way back. I was very health conscious and ordered the chicken and bacon salad as I am supposed to eat loads of fibre so that I do not pass the equivalent of the Ayers rock in my daily ablutions?
Whilst waiting for the meal I was surprised to hear the words sh*t shouted out loud by one of the kitchen staff (Eggon Rowney would knock a star off for that) closely followed by another, sneezing and not washing her hands? Nice!!!
Anyway salad arrived and as I searched through the few paltry lettuce leaves I realised they had not put any tomatoes in? (5 a day and all that). Politely I asked where they were and they were immediately served ...on a saucer!
On paying for the meal (an arm and a leg) I was asked by a lady with a cold, if all was ok. I replied 'So So' you would think that I had uttered the word sh*t at her. She then pressed me for an explanation (I was and have complained to head office) making me feel most uncomfy and embarrassed in front of other diners. I explained apart from the swearing and unhygienic practice that they had left off the red round things. She then said 'We don't serve tomatoes in the salad' I then told her to at least know what she was talking about and they at least should have been served on a side dish. Did I get a sorry? Nope. Will I get one from the Big Boss. Bloody right I will. Ah at least it took my mind off my digestive system for a while lol.
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