Stanas to reason

The old tum playing up today so not relishing a late night and long journey for tonights gig. I was reading about the 70 stone man in the UK who is living of Benefits and managing to feed himself quite nicely. As his days are numbered ,if he does not change his lifestyle ,I was thinking about the poor Undertakers that may get dragged out of bed at 4am to remove his body. No doubt it will be upstairs with lots of twists and curves on the staircase. Their will be a stair lift in the way as usual and the body will probably be in the smallest room in the house, wedged behind a door? Now the Health and Safety bods will say 'Don't forget to lift with straight back and bent legs'..........Muppets.