Rap

Because of the incredibly large red scab on my head it is now attracting stares. Even when someone is talking to me you can see there eyes wander to the top of my shiny dome? You can just tell that they are dying to ask what it is??
The guest vocal night is fast approaching and I already have 7 singists lined up for the concert. I would have had 2 more but have heard nothing from them since asking for their details. I hope it is not like last time ,when they just turned up on the night. I do explain clearly that I need to send them a song list and they have to pick some titles so I can prepare a list.But you just know, that some, just do not get it??
I have already wrapped half of my chrimbo presents (sad but I love winding people up) and have not been stuck for ideas. Not like my partner who keeps asking me what I want and I always say 'World Peace' Try wrapping that!!!
Actually you see, I am just a modern man and listen intently through the year as to what my partner says in shops. If she says 'Oooooh that's nice' it goes on the mental list (apart from the time a Ferrari went past us) and will be purchased at a later date if it falls within my budget of £3. 56 pence!