Family Plan

Flipin marvelous isn't it. Although I have been out and about today my guts have been churning. So I thought a visit to the chemist was in order to get some over the counter remedy for the IBS (!) Only it was not going to be as easy as that because sat waiting for his prescription was another musician. In a loud voice he said 'Hi mate have you come for your condoms' This in a shop full of people. Quick as a flash I replied 'No they don't do extra large here!' I could have done without it really but there you go. I have been to the marina today and sat having a coffee looking at the Narrow Boats. There was one for sale at £45k and chatting to a bloke it would be ideal to live on one. Apparently you cant escape the community charge though so there is no escape from this grabbing Government, so will stick to my dream of living by the sea.